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A Dog’s Commencement Speech for College Graduates

Brian Fishbach

Congrats to all the graduates! 


Remember the words of advice from Charlie‘s the Golden Retriever’s commencement speech: 


“Fellow graduates, here are ten kibbles of advice for success and happiness that I have learned in my five years of pawing around this earth:


1: Although life can be ruff, the pack of friends you keep in your den will make the journey most enjoyable.


2: Wake up hungry. Wake up early. Even if it bothers the others in your den.


3: Take daily walks to clear your mind and your bowels, but also to explore new places. 


4: It’s okay to smell new things, but you don’t have to consume every new smell that drifts your way. Everybody wants a piece of your play time, but it’s up to you to have the will power to ignore/leave it, or sniff quick and move on to maintain focus on your goals. 


5: Wear your collar with pride and remember who you are. In fact, have multiple collars. 


6: A leash is a good thing—the restraint will keep you out of trouble. Embrace the safe times when you’re off-leash.


7: Sugar is alluring, and even though it’s so sweet, it’s not good for you. Real sweetness is much more delicious than chocolate and the best thing for your health. It goes by two names: love and kindness. 


8: Never beg for what you want. Earn what you want.


9: Gratitude is everything. Gratitude doesn’t always have to be wet and slobbery—even a smile or a light nuzzle is enough to say ‘thank you.’


10: A tennis ball is the simplest of things. And if simple things can make you thrilled, your life will be thrilling.”

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